store guy:
/extensively stares at boobs
me:
yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
store guy:
oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
me:
... why are you taking your shirt off now
store guy:
/dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
me:
/looks down at her captain america tee
store guy:
/happy seal-clapping
me:
oh my god we match
store guy:
if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
